Dr. Fauci Makes Sure Baseball Maintains a 6 Foot Distance From Catcher’s Glove
Yesterday’s Opening Day of Major Leauge Baseball brought with it many highs and one very memorable low.
Dr. Anthony Fauci threw out the first pitch at Yankee Stadium and it wasn’t quite the “piss missile” one might have hoped to see, in fact, it was a rather “piss poor missile.”
Dr. Fauci deserves some recognition though, he stays on brand. The man did his darndest to keep that baseball 6 feet away from the catcher’s glove. Yes, it seems even a non-sentient ball of string covered on leather must practice social distancing.
We’re trying to say it was a bad pitch.