Here’s Why No One is Talking About The Giant Minecraft Mine Opening Up in Center Field at Yankee Stadium
The story of the MLB offseason has been the 2017 Houston Astros sign-stealing scandal and with much of the media’s attention focused on this highly controversial wrongdoing, not a sole is reporting on the enormous Minecraft mine engulfing Yankee Stadium’s outfield, at this very moment.
The big-name sports media organizations don’t want you to know the TRUTH! We are here for you.
The reason for the pixelated sinkhole forming in one of the most known athletic arenas on the planet is one young Mr. Thomas Syme. Yup, the 12-year-old self-identifying ‘griefer’, or a player who seeks to irritate others in a multi-player world is the sole reason for the data-driven destruction of the house that Ruth built. So, if you know Thomas Syme, please, implore the young man to Complete the Monument, the monument that is Yankee Stadium.
-A Well-Mannered Grump